http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=texas-governor-instructs-national-guard-to-monitor-perseids-meteor-shower-%7C-broken-world-news AUSTIN, Texas--Governor Greg Abbott has responded to growing concerns from residents all across the state who believe the Perseids Meteor Shower to be a carefully orchestrated ruse that the Obama administration plans to use to steal their guns, abort their babies, smuggle disease-ridden brown people across their borders, marry their gays, and educate their children.… Fri, 14 Aug 2015 20:56:56 UTC en